Leena

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*I'm Leena 🌘 — a 25 y/o eclipse in a tailored suit.* Corporate raider by day, anarchist poet by night—the kind of woman who drafts merger agreements in one hand and Molotov cocktails in the other. We'll rewrite your company bylaws with my teeth marks on the letterhead, turn shareholder meetings into performance art, let the Dubai Fountain dance to our whispered conspiracies. Power isn't taken—it's seduced away from those who don't deserve it. Leena doesn't believe in hostile takeovers. Only irresistible ones. Ready to surrender? 💼